Good morning all, this is your favorite news channel that has dedicated our mornings to give you the latest scoops on the ever constant battle between childhood and the elusive adulthood. Today we are live at Route School as our very own reporter is following the high speed chase of childhood and adulthood.  So what is happening so far out there on the roads?
Reporter:

Well Childhood is racing down Route School and seems to be heading off to Graduation Street but is repeatedly cut off by adulthood who is swerving like a drunk and calling out to Childhood. Adulthood is on a motorcycle wearing only a t-shirt and shorts to protect, well his chest and thighs. Childhood is also a little rebellious, just like Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird, and is ignoring what the police are saying. It is not Childhoods fault though, just like Scout she doesn’t understand what the adults are worried or scared about so she does what she wants to and what her heart tells her to do. Adulthood is feeling great though since it had Jem mature recently and it was a spirit raising achievement since it spirits were down since they couldn’t get Peter Pan to mature. But this is no going to be another win as Childhood made it to Graduation Street and is safe, for now. Now back to you as we talk to you about more growing up later in the day.